February 2011
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when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda: “hey , did you get home safely” “no i died like four times”
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Roles that I could've played in 'Due Date'
iwantcupcakes: aka “Things or people that I never thought I wanted to be but now I do thanks to Peter Fucking Highman”: 1.  A pair of boxers 2.  An Atlanta Braves monkey plush toy: 3.  This lucky old lady 4.  Sonny the Bulldog 5.  Ethan Tremblay’s right hand (but not while he’s masturbating): 6.  That little baby or that pillow
Feb 1st
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I just had a thought.
wepleadforourselves: cruefest: You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?
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That awkward moment when you're talking and no one...
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Why are porn blogs following me...
purebelief:
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Sam and Bella? LOL whoops it was only just a dream.
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I HAD THE SAME PHONE AS DEAN WINCHESTER.
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`Ol cock | Mother Hen: disguisedasanotherdude... →
fromthispointon: disguisedasanotherdude replied to your post: DID YOU JUST ADD THAT MUSIC PLAYER TO YOUR BLOG? IF SO, I AM IMMENSELY ENJOYING ROCKING OUT HARD WHILE GOING THROUGH YOUR BLOG. AND YES THIS REQUIRES ALL CAPS. FUCKING THIS SONG. Yay for gladness! :3 And it does, it really does. And… AFGSDFGSFG NOOO. I think I knew that, but I probably didn’t. That suuckss :’(...
Feb 1st
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So my mom comes up and puts a sticky note on the...
I’m expecting it to be a cute little message like “Glad to be home!” or “Missed you!” Reality:  Oh. Thanks mom, love you too.
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I'm so lost ...
heyyitsleslie: omgitspaul: without the little notification thingy on tumblr :’( Same. D’: barging in the convo I know but… MINE’S BACK! :D
Feb 1st
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johnnyandrdj started following you
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`Ol cock | Mother Hen: @fromthispointon →
disguisedasanotherdude: Sorry for the extremely late reply!! D: And noo Season 3! And ugh ew I just shuddered. Imagine putting that maggot infested thing in your mouth… ;-; AND DON’T BE SAD! WATCH IT ONLINE! That’s what I’m doing because I’m too cheap to rent/ buy the seasons. Go watch… I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS… when you’re reply won’t show up when I reblog it....
Feb 1st
metalbent asked: CAN YOU PAY MY BILLS?
CAN YOU SYDNEY?
PAY MY FUCKING BILLS.
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marvelesdeeds asked: OMG LOVE YOUR BANNER. :3 You feeling stoned?! XD
Anyway, I guess it's not THAT horrible if you think about it, because school was alright, but I just didn't do as well as I hoped in bowling today. :| That's it.

But, RDJ presenting at the Academy Awards just brightened my day. :)
Feb 1st
January 2011
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Thai food's here, BRB
Jan 31st
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@fromthispointon
Sorry for the extremely late reply!! D: And noo Season 3! And ugh ew I just shuddered. Imagine putting that maggot infested thing in your mouth… ;-;  AND DON’T BE SAD! WATCH IT ONLINE!  That’s what I’m doing because I’m too cheap to rent/ buy the seasons. Go watch it! :3
Jan 31st
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My mom's back from her 9 day Caribbean cruise...
Back to insane amounts of chores and being yelled at. 
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You all realize that we get the Due Date...
booshbaby:
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tronzler: a-recognizer: tronzler: a-recognizer: THIS IS THE REAL REASON BEHIND SAM’S ANGRY ASS. SCUSE ME. NO WAY, IT’S THIS: NOW IN GLORIOUS GIF FORM: OH MY GOD. FANTASTIC.
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unf.
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